Bore me not

These products are my creation and they are sort of available for sale. The more number of people who follow my blog, the more products I have sold. So buy, buy, buy and make me happy.

There are so many things you aren’t enthusiastic about! I firmly believe you should be exempted from them. These “shibby”* products are created just for that. 

Let your imagination run when you’re reading about them and then you’ll surely associate utility with them.

Just remember- utility is different from usefulness.

So like I was talking about not being enthusiastic about certain things. I have a long list of those. All my products focus around these things.

I am going to begin with these friends who keep calling and waste my countless hours of the day. I get so put off, they call me up and go on and on and on, “you know she did this, he did that, I was there and I was like, he was like, its like, he likes me, likes me not, I almost fainted yesterday, you toh don’t talk only these days, do you think he’ll ever notice me, I got my nails done…   ”, yawn is all I have to give as a reaction but do I?  NO! Only because I can’t be mean. Being sweet is just innate! So what do I do? I listen, I say hmmm, ahaa, cool ya, oh ok, hahahaha after they laugh because that’s my cue. But I don’t enjoy these sessions, and they are frequent.

      I always wished there was some way I didn’t have to listen to them!

So now, since this is my blog, my own little virtual world, I create the-

BORE ME NOT!

My own device that will answer these friends and spare me the horror. It is this awesome machine that will automatically pick up calls and say hmmm, ahaa, cool ya, oh ok, ha ha ha ha when needed.

And then imagine what you can do with the hours you save. Blissful! I’ll watch T.V., go for a walk, play with my turtles, fight with my sister and reduce the chances of having brain tumor and death caused by boredom.

I am sure all of you have such “chipkoo” friends as well. So why wait? Get BORE ME NOT and use those spare hours of the day to do what you like.

And if you think you don’t need this product, you are either the chipkoo friend or a complete bitch.

Shibby- A word that Prekshaa and me adopted from a film. She’s one friend who is as crazy as me. I am hoping she likes the blog at least!