Hear what you want you hear

High five, high five, high five… Stop! You scream, but she won’t listen. High five for every line? I can’t stand it. Also people who hop when they are talking or roll their eyes all the time and then there are people who dig their nose or scratch their butt when they reach the climax of their bla story. You can never have long conversations with them. Hand movements, expressions, body language, everything puts you off. But then they are nice people. They make sense sometimes. So should you stop talking to them?

That would be mean. I am innately sweet. Then what do you do? You use the ACTION TERMINATOR. This will eliminate all the undesired actions and pauses helping you listen to the guy without being irritated.

I felt the need for this device after this one conversation with one of my friends who was rambling about-

“She liking someone and that someone liking someone else.”

Complicated relationships are already so fun to listen to!

Here is how she did it. However, I want to state that this could have been better if I could write a two part script. Audio and video.

So she comes and gives me a tight hug.

Sanu I missed you so much. My baby! So cute you look, she pulls my cheek. At this point I’m scared. Whenever she does this, there’s a long story coming. I pray for mom to call me home. Anything please! I ll cook if I have to, but not the story! But of course, I am not spared.

So here is how she goes about the story.

The 2 part script format

You know Arjun na, I think I like him        she's cupped my hands

Last 4 nights I’ve been thinking about       puts her hair behind the ears

him

so what was I saying?                                 rolls her eyes around.

Oh ya, he was also showing interest           breaks her fingers.                 

But then I was like, he’s already dated       pigeon head shake, or puking

So many times, its risky na.                       cat head shake.

Yeaterday, I was eating at the canteen        she suddenly has tears in her

And I saw him with that Esha.                            Eyes.

He likes her                                                 and she’s hugged me. in a split secomd

Mera toh popat ho gaya                              still hugging me.

You don’t think that was bad? Imagine every action being repepated at least 5 more times and the duration of the conversation at least 20 mintues.

THE NEED OF THE WORLD IS THE ACTION TERMINATOR.