Please, keep it away from me! I am allergic, I kept saying, I screamed, I begged, but they never understood. They kept coming closer, wrapped it around me and wished me happy birthday with a big bear hug. I broke away and cried. I was 5. Happy my birthday was! Why did they have to do it? Why did they give me a PINK scarf? Out of all the beautiful colors in the world, there was always duck yellow or bright green or lovely purple. But they chose PINK. I have never liked pink. I am tolerant now but I would love it if I don’t ever see it again.
Of course that wasn’t possible until now. But I always have solutions to my own problems. So I came up with the “COLOR BLINDER”.
This lovely cream that you apply over your eye lids will never let you see the colors you don’t like!
So get caught by a police inspector after breaking a signal and tell him you didn’t realize as you can’t see red!
Or let your mom use it before she sees that tiny red line in your report card.
Interesting! :)
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