Friday, September 24, 2010

Me, have to pee!

Déjà vu! My only thought that day. I’ve been in this state before. Upper KG, I had to pee, the teacher didn’t let me. I tried; I controlled, but ended up peeing in my pants. 22nd august, I had a similar feeling. I was in college for about 7 hours, got off at Santa Cruz for a class. Got back to the station and I had to pee.
Train of thoughts in the head- station washroom* hygiene* cant control* but hygiene* pee in my pants* But hygiene*
And hygiene won. I decided against going. No regrets.
But foolish, it was. I don’t love the trains as such, but that day they angered me. One day I NEED to get home on time. Why? Why cant I?
Finally I see the train. Its 6 in the evening. I knew it was going to be crowded. But this was horrible. Don’t put pressure on my stomach. I can’t take it!
And then my iPod plays Shakira who sings, “the pressure’s on, I feel it”. I do. I do. I concur. I have pressure. So much of it.
The train gets every red signal and halts everywhere. Finally I get pushed put. I have managed so far. I can get through this. Jump into the rickshaw and somehow go home.
The lift in the building is slow. You can make maggi in the lift and it’ll be cooked by the time you get home. It takes 45 seconds to get to the 6th floor. I counted that day. Mumma…
Rang the door bell once, twice. Sister sleeping. Mumma…
She gets up, yes! I run into the bathroom and feel so relieved! 45 seconds suddenly seem shorter! And I am glad I survived.

In conclusion- this wouldn’t have happened if I had the PEE STOPPER. And you need it too, eat this chocolate like boon and you don’t feel like peeing for the next one hour! I wish I had you that day PEE STOPPER that day.  
Trust me; you’re going to need it someday. And a wise man has said prevention is better than cure.   

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